I don't sleep, I just dream.
For when you find that specal someone
an eggagment ring
DELETE YOUR BLOG
birds dont exist
if this is truee, how is it that i, a bird, am using laptop?
one of new jersey’s most famous confections, saltwater taffy, was invented because some asshole’s candy shop flooded and ruined all his taffy and he sold it to a child anyway and i think that pretty much says a lot about the overall cultural climate of new jersey
it’s 4:57am and i’m drinking soda only because i looked at the clock and thought, “i don’t think i’ve ever had soda at this time of day before.” truly i am pushing the envelope of the human experience.
i work in a toy store and i’ve noticed that those books with mirrors on the last page to make little kids feel like they’re part of the story still have really shitty mirrors. they’re like the not even shiny side of tin foil. they’re like, as reflective as the scratched up back of my seven year old ipod classic. we need to step up the mirror game in these books. it’s 2014, get some real mirrors in those things. this is a problem.
i can’t stand it when people complain about how expensive printer ink is, like it’s “”capitalism’s fault”“. do you have any idea how hard it is to milk those squids