I don't sleep, I just dream.
my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing
nobody move, this is a bank robbery! put all the money in the bag. yeah, good… now I’d like to make a deposit
True Detective Season 2
was this movie even real
me when I got money: ha! broke ass bitch how the dollar menu taste? I wouldn’t know because it’s Big Macs only around here hoe!!!!
me when I’m broke: capitalism is inhumane and must be put to an end.
For when you find that specal someone
an eggagment ring
DELETE YOUR BLOG
birds dont exist
if this is truee, how is it that i, a bird, am using laptop?
one of new jersey’s most famous confections, saltwater taffy, was invented because some asshole’s candy shop flooded and ruined all his taffy and he sold it to a child anyway and i think that pretty much says a lot about the overall cultural climate of new jersey