1. http://danielkanhai.tumblr.com/post/97536129250/i-think-the-saddest-thing-about-growing-up-is-that

    danielkanhai:

    i think the saddest thing about growing up is that as an adult you know pizza is finite. like when you’re a kid and you open a pizza box and there’s a whole pizza there you’re like, “whoa, we’re gonna have pizza forever!” i just ordered a pizza and opened it at my kitchen counter and ate four…

    Reblogged from: danielkanhai
  2. pretzelsnake:

    m0n64 submitted:

    For when you find that specal someone
    https://31.media.tumblr.com/023adf053339d67322ef5012f7479a5a/tumblr_n8wvm3XXiB1swze9do1_500.jpg

    an eggagment ring

    DELETE YOUR BLOG 

    Reblogged from: dom-is-a-dom
  3. There’s power in the touch of another person’s hand. We acknowledge it in little ways, all the time. There’s a reason human beings shake hands, hold hands, slap hands, bump hands. It comes from our very earliest memories, when we all come into the world blinded by light and color, deafened by riotous sound, flailing in a suddenly cavernous space without any way of orienting ourselves, shuddering with cold, emptied with hunger, and justifiably frightened and confused. And what changes that first horror, that original state of terror? The touch of another person’s hands. Hands that wrap us in warmth, that hold us close. Hands that guide us to shelter, to comfort, to food. Hands that hold and touch and reassure us through our very first crisis, and guide us into our very first shelter from pain. The first thing we ever learn is that the touch of someone else’s hand can ease pain and make things better. That’s power. That’s power so fundamental that most people never even realize it exists.
    Jim Butcher, Skin Game (via wordsnquotes)
    Reblogged from: fuckyeahexistentialism
  4. iguanamouth:

    thankyoucorndog:

    iguanamouth:

    birds dont exist 

    if this is truee, how is it that i, a bird, am using laptop?

    image

    checkamte

    shit 

    Reblogged from: itsacrisis
  5. toopunktofuck:

    one of new jersey’s most famous confections, saltwater taffy, was invented because some asshole’s candy shop flooded and ruined all his taffy and he sold it to a child anyway and i think that pretty much says a lot about the overall cultural climate of new jersey

    Reblogged from: itsacrisis
  6. goatkult:

    bless
    this
    post

    Reblogged from: galletoa
  7. danielkanhai:

    it’s 4:57am and i’m drinking soda only because i looked at the clock and thought, “i don’t think i’ve ever had soda at this time of day before.” truly i am pushing the envelope of the human experience.

    Reblogged from: danielkanhai
  8. danielkanhai:

    i work in a toy store and i’ve noticed that those books with mirrors on the last page to make little kids feel like they’re part of the story still have really shitty mirrors. they’re like the not even shiny side of tin foil. they’re like, as reflective as the scratched up back of my seven year old ipod classic. we need to step up the mirror game in these books. it’s 2014, get some real mirrors in those things. this is a problem.

    Reblogged from: danielkanhai
  9. Sometimes I feel like I’m not solid. I’m hollow. There’s nothing behind my eyes. I’m a negative of a person. All I want is blackness, blackness and silence.
    Sylvia Plath  (via psych-facts)
    Reblogged from: fuckyeahexistentialism
  10. Can’t tell if I’m “aging” or “drinking too much”
    Emily Axford (via collegehumor)
    Reblogged from: mlostetter
  11. glossoblogia:

    i can’t stand it when people complain about how expensive printer ink is, like it’s “”capitalism’s fault”“. do you have any idea how hard it is to milk those squids

    Reblogged from: itsacrisis
  12. http://danielkanhai.tumblr.com/post/97275677480/the-train-i-was-on-just-now-was-delayed-at-the

    danielkanhai:

    the train i was on just now was delayed at the platform with the doors open just idling and the voice came on over the speakers like, “hey, we’re delayed, so if you want to take the local train you can if you want.” so then like 90 percent of the people filed out to go wait for the local train and…

    Reblogged from: danielkanhai
  13. jeremykaye:

I choose you, Gunkachu!
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    jeremykaye:

    I choose you, Gunkachu!

    Facebook - Twitter - UP and OUT subreddit - Patreon

    Reblogged from: dom-is-a-dom
  14. It’s like drowning but you just won’t fucking die.
    Urban Dictionary definition of unrequited love (via loldriana)
    Reblogged from: mlostetter
  15. I don’t hate you…, I’’m just not necessarily excited about your existence.
    Reblogged from: mlostetter
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